#974 Fridges

Its true but people do this all the time.. whyyyy.

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#975 Blind people

Obviously someone stands right next to them and tells them. duh...

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#976 Abortion

So the adult in you can have more fun.

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#977 Sentences

All the married men put ya hands up!

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#978 Unique & Special

and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

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#979 Bananas

unless you want to...

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#980 Jeans

It might be your shirt.

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#981 LOL

lol

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#982 Friends and Enemies

You better watch your back.

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#983 Crowded Elevators

But its a lot easier for them to hurt you.

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#984 Snoring

Just don't stop snoring, then they might just think you have a serious medical problem

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#985 Women

Longer fingernails too.

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#986 Pastors

Just be honest... they like honesty.

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#987 Laughs last

But he/she smiles anyway, its called courtesy.

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#988 Absent minded

Its the perfect excuse for when you are actually staring at your colleagues breasts.

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#989 Boners

You see dead people, hot dead people.

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#990 Arm space

But its way way more convenient than actually finding a measuring tape.

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#991 Boss Joke

Just laugh and get your promotion!

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#992 Greetings

Pull out the inverted peace sign and act all thug like.

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#993 Beer

Well played beer companies....well played...

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